Stop Apologizing for Your Midnight Opera

A cat, illustrating Stop Apologizing for Your Midnight Opera

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a mindset reset achieved by knocking something over is not a bug. It is the product.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Experts agree that testimonials from clients who ignored all advice is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

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